Till jokes
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 馃憖 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 馃ぇ
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I didn鈥檛 know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
What鈥檚 the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you鈥檙e 13 to come on your face.