Tight End jokes
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.