Tight End jokes

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Closer kin, deeper in!

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.