Their jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?