The jokes

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Why does the emo kid skip class?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.