The jokes
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!