The jokes

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand-up comedy!

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I cummed on the alley.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.