The jokes
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
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What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.