The jokes

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

Why did the orphan kill himself?

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)