The jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.