The jokes
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. đ¤Ł
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor đ.
Removing the polish with chemicals: đ
Removing the Polish with chemicals: đł
If itâs called the âliving room,â why did my grandma die there?
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? âJames Brown - Get on Upâ
Whatâs the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? âVan Halen - Jumpâ
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? âI Can't Breathe - Juice Wrldâ
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims đ
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now youâre fatter than me."
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!