The jokes
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!