The jokes
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.