The jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.