The jokes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
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Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."