The jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.