The jokes
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.