The jokes
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.