The jokes

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?