The jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?