The jokes
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.