The jokes
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.