The jokes
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.