The jokes

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?

Because they ate all the bats.

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

I'm the joke.

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

His father pointed at a map of North America.

"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

"Where is Germany again, Father?"

He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

"Yes?"

"Has Hitler seen this map?"

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.

The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."

The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."

The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."

The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."

The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."

The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."

The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.