The jokes
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.