The jokes
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.