The jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What is the bus?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.