The jokes
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
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What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!