The jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is the difference between a tree?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I forgot the joke.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!