The jokes
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.