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I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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    • Why can’t orphans play baseball??

    Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

    Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

    What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

    "I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

    What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

    A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

    What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

    What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

    I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

    How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

    Why are dolphins so smart?

    Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

    Yes, this joke is stolen.

    Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

    What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

    What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.