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Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?

A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

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    • What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

    I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

    What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

    The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

    What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

    A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

    The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

    Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."