The jokes
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
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What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.