The jokes
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?