The jokes
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I forgot the joke.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.