The jokes
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What is the bus?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠