The jokes
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.