The jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.