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What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

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    • Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

    Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

    The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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    • The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.

    Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

    Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

    Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

    Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

    Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."