The jokes
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha