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The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?

'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.