The Shits jokes
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
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GUYS I HAVE DEICED IM DONE DATING ONLINE IF I LIKE SOMEONE TELL COSMO OR ETHAN (IWS) TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA ME thank you <3
Y'all ingenious deleted the post with all the shit that happened BUT YA GIRL GOT RECIPTTTSSSS ๐คญ
Jassy, i dont know if you'll see this, or if you really left forever. I am so so so so so so so so so sorry for the shit i said. i would do anything, fucking anything to take it back. I missed you so much, you come into my head a lot because i hated losing you. I really hope your life is going well, i really hope everything is working out for you aswell. i really miss you. If you dont want to, thats okay, but would ya please come back? i hated losing my best freind. If you dont, ill miss you.