The Shits memes

Horror game

1 year ago

The meme shows a text overlay on a dark, blurry image. The top text sets up the scene: a horror game where a friend says, "it isn't a trap bro just follow me." The bottom part of the meme displays a building sign that reads, "evil ass rape building," representing the dangerous location the friend is leading them to.

Walmart

1 year ago

The image features a photograph of rapper Eminem making a goofy, scary face. He is wearing a red baseball cap and a dark blue tracksuit, with his hands raised in a claw-like gesture. The text overlay at the top reads: "Me scaring the shit out of an unsupervised baby at Walmart."

Shit

2 years ago

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Jokes

Woman

4 years ago

Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

Will Smith

3 years ago

Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."

So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."

Asian

3 years ago

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

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