The funniest joke ever jokes
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.