The funniest joke ever jokes
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.