The force memes
He was telling the truth in a different way...
Jokes
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.