Terminus jokes

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.