Summary jokes

Summary of Twilight in one sentence:

Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.