Subservience jokes
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Memes
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.