Subservience jokes

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.