Studio

Studio Jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Rapper

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the studio on the other side.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Rapper

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Movie

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find his way through the BEATS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.

Batman

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Karate

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”