Strong jokes

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.