Strip Steak jokes
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"