What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs".
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
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