Strait jokes

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

straight (DYM 56)

straight (DYM 26)

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."