Strait jokes

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.