Strait jokes
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.