Strait jokes

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍