Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
